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From the District Superintendent

Dear sisters and brothers in Christ, When I was in divinity school, the twenty-one-year-old singer-songwriter Alanis Morissette released an album titled Jagged Little Pill. It was a tremendous hit, yielding six singles, charting at number one in the United States for twelve weeks, and selling 33 million copies worldwide. If you remember those days, you have probably heard at least one song from the album. In the days before YouTube and streaming music services, Jagged Little Pill was played on practically every radio station, it seemed, all day long.
One of the best-known songs from the album is titled "Ironic" and it is known for, among other things, the lyric "It's like ten-thousand spoons when all you need is a knife." In many ways, this lyric succinctly describes how church life and pastoral ministry feel in a postmodern age.